lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA

Who needs children when you can have cats?


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thestraggletag:

I identify with this on an alarming level.
markhoppus:

Really embracing the whole experience.

thanks to my anthropology class I found this. worth every second


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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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